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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female..... Any part under a car's hood.

Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male.... Playing cricket without a box.



3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.



4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.



5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer



6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.

Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.



7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.



8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.



AND;





He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put
in it.

She said . . . You wear pants don't you?





He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . . . .. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart!



He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
you?

She said . ..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!



He said . . ... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?

She said . . .. I would but you're never there.



He said . .... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

She said . They don't have time



He said . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.



He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good- looking?

She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.



She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
night?

He said . A widow.



He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.



SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN
HANDLE IT!
 

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