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Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by yanyan, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

    Female..... Any part under a car's hood.

    Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



    2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

    Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

    Male.... Playing cricket without a box.



    3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

    Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

    Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.



    4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

    Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.

    Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.



    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

    Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

    Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer



    6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

    Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.

    Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.



    7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

    Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

    Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.



    8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

    Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

    Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.



    AND;





    He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put
    in it.

    She said . . . You wear pants don't you?





    He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

    She said . . . .. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board
    while I sit on the sofa and fart!



    He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
    you?

    She said . ..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!



    He said . . ... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?

    She said . . .. I would but you're never there.



    He said . .... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

    She said . They don't have time



    He said . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

    She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.



    He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
    good- looking?

    She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.



    She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
    night?

    He said . A widow.



    He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?

    She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
    bed.

    Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.



    SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN
    HANDLE IT!