Truth behind advertising

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by artois, Feb 13, 2009.

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  1. Last night Mrs Artois upbraided Master Artois, aged 12, for licking the lid of his Müller yogurt.

    "I'm licking the lid of life..." he said. I looked at them both, not a flicker across my face.

    Then moments later he added, "Mllaar yogurt... 'Lick the Lid of Life'. " I involuntarily spat out a mouthful of beer over the table; table for two in the Doghouse narrowly avoided.
  2. quality :lol:
  3. Advertising slogans be damned.
    YOU WASTED BEER! :evil:

    I have noticed here that adverts, relating to what I do for a living, have to be listened to carefully as they stretch "facts' like play dough.
  4. I'm outraged that they would lie to us 8O
  5. Wonder when we will have to show adverts in a foreign language to conform to some EU legislation?
  6. Very funny ditty and all that... but what the b*ggery b*llocks is wrong with licking the lid of your yogurt, precisely? God damn puritans.