"Trust me, I'm Jewish"

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by vinniethemanxcat, Jul 21, 2010.

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  1. I tried the same thing once, but my foreskin gave the game away.
  2. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Well that's me well and truly fcuked.

    I better tell the wife I'm not really a fighter pilot.
  3. It was that easy? Shit, it's almost worth getting your pickle snipped, the dirty bucket that she is.
  4. Full marks to the Guardian for spinning it into another anti-Israel rant.

    Is there a religion that requires birds to take it up the Gary Glitter, by the way?
  5. I think the only porky I've been told that would have affected the outcome was "I'm single".

    Maybe I should change that to 'might have affected the outcome'...
  6. Sound rather like the Nazis racial laws that made it a crime for Jews to have sex with Aryan women…
  7. Yawn.

  8. "rape by deception" - that is a new one....
  9. Eight posts before someone invokes Godwin's Law. Is that an ARRSE record?
  10. Yes, the Nazometer will be running a bit hot on this thread I fear.

  11. Jüde or übermensch?
  12. So basically, the lady consented to sexual intercourse but when later she found out that the man was a muslim decided that she didn't want to have had sex with him? What complete and utter bollox. He shouldn't be done for rape by deception, he should be done for having sex with a mong.