true very true

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  1. How true is this...?

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a
    week
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and
    will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you
    met...

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Never ask for food
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mum and dad.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying,
    Bullucks...we fu*ked Up...but that was fun!"

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from You.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Are for a while.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
    enough.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
    Mate, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste..
    That's alcohol Abuse!!"

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
    MMILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them out!!
     
  2. Very true makes you stop and think.
     
  3. what about beer & smokes :?: :?: :?: :?:
     
  4. Sentimental yank nonsense, adapted from 'true friends'. Where in the whole of the above is thére anything even vaguely military mentioned?

    Here are a couple of somewhat more apt suggestions:

    Civvy friends: Seldom surprise you.
    Squaddie friends: Will happily sh1t in your respirator, just to see the expression on your face.

    Civvy friends: Might share a pint with you.
    Squaddie friends: Will let you go two's up if you didn't score downtown and they did!

    Civvy friends: Are too polite to talk about your mistakes.
    Squaddie friends: Will rip the utter p1ss out of you for years to come if you make the slightest mistake.

    Any other suggestions?
     
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Civvy Friends: Will take you away from a party if you start embarrassing yourself
    Mil Friends: Will join in!
     
  6. Never more a true word said.
    Civvy friends are only plastic friends!