true very true

#1
How true is this...?

CIVVY FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a
week
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and
will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you
met...

CIVVY FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mum and dad.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying,
Bullucks...we fu*ked Up...but that was fun!"

CIVVY FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from You.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

CIVVY FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
Mate, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste..
That's alcohol Abuse!!"

CIVVY FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
MMILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them out!!
 
#2
Very true makes you stop and think.
 
#3
jase2472 said:
How true is this...?

CIVVY FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
what about beer & smokes :?: :?: :?: :?:
 
#4
jase2472 said:
How true is this...?

CIVVY FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a
week
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and
will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you
met...

CIVVY FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mum and dad.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying,
Bullucks...we fu*ked Up...but that was fun!"

CIVVY FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from You.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

CIVVY FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
Mate, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste..
That's alcohol Abuse!!"

CIVVY FRIENDS: Will talk s*** to the person who talks s*** about you.
MMILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them out!!
Sentimental yank nonsense, adapted from 'true friends'. Where in the whole of the above is thére anything even vaguely military mentioned?

Here are a couple of somewhat more apt suggestions:

Civvy friends: Seldom surprise you.
Squaddie friends: Will happily sh1t in your respirator, just to see the expression on your face.

Civvy friends: Might share a pint with you.
Squaddie friends: Will let you go two's up if you didn't score downtown and they did!

Civvy friends: Are too polite to talk about your mistakes.
Squaddie friends: Will rip the utter p1ss out of you for years to come if you make the slightest mistake.

Any other suggestions?
 

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#5
Civvy Friends: Will take you away from a party if you start embarrassing yourself
Mil Friends: Will join in!
 

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