So I was in the barbers last week and one of the local Essex station was on the wireless. Now we go to out competition.. Tracey you will receive ten pound for every correct answer to ten questions , if you get all ten correct we will give you a whopping two thousand pounds . Tracey : woo woo wow and other pretend excited noises . Broadcaster : Right Tracey my love in order to get you started the first question is a very easy one . During the Civil War who were the Round- heads fighting . Tracey : ooo eeer hummmm....... Broadcaster: sorry Tracey I have to hurry you .... Tracey (26) ooooo eerrrrr hummm I know!! The Germans ! woo hoo . broadcasters: splutter cough cough silence for a minute .... A lady: er no Tracey It went downhill from there .