I spend a lot of time on the road commuting and the majority of the time Iâm on the blower. Big & cleverâ¦..no maybe not but no worse than those who speed, change CDâs whilst driving, converse with passengers in the car, eat/drink whilst driving, wimmen who drive with their t.its etcâ¦â¦. whatever if I get caught Iâll accept the slap on the wrist, if I run over any small children - well thatâs just a few less chavâs clogging up the welfare system. Butâ¦ rights and wrongs aside what does amuse me is how busy other drivers get when they see you doing it â Truck Drivers in particularly. Have they held a truckers convention to oust drivers on mobiles, they donât half get upset, beeping horns, flashing lights, waving fists. Surely they have more important things to concern themselves with like pulling out into fast lane of the M1 during rush hour and taking 10 miles to overtake another truck? Or keeping the little French girl stuffed in the footwell quiet before choking her on their convoy co.ck! More ironic was the chap this morning who drove past shaking his finger disapprovingly â he was doing 45mph in a 30 - youâve got to love it. But the award for the biggest chod goes to the chap who pulled level with me at the traffic lights, made some aggressive gestures about me being on the mobile, held up some ID and told me to pull over â Iâm still not sure what civil powers a Tescoâs Club card gives you but he was willing to give it a go! I say lick me, there's got to be more concerning things to be getting busy about, or should i be a good bint and start towing the party line?