Trolls vs. Al-Qaeda - any volunteers

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by thinkblue, Jul 19, 2012.

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  1. nope, why attack AL Queda when we have perfectly good vunerable people?

    easy targets are better, ask tim wade and crew
  2. Whatever next, Black Ops Graffiti Artists painting Big Mo on the bog walls of the training camps?
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  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    A good starting point might be this bunch of sensitive ban-happy loons? Iran Defense Forum - Powered by vBulletin

    You will need...

    a mate(s)
    a sense of humour

    The game is to see how ridiculous you can get without the Mods sussing and banning you. Dont claim you have a luxury apartment for rent in Elahieh but you will only accept payment in jet-skis. It's been done.
  4. "Al-Qaeda sucks tramps balls IDST"

    That'll learn 'em
  5. Just explain how to make home-made HE from, say, sodium hypochlorite from their local swimming pool and some battery acid.

    Or how boiling up some sulphuric acid, chucking in some nails and then disolving potassium permanganate in it would be a good way to do the same.
  6. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Thank you for proof that alien life exists. We've been colonised by people from Planet Ridiculous. They have obviously developed a higher kind of logic than us poor earthlings to judge by some of the posts on there.

  7. will there be some sort of medal?
  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I seem to remember our tech spooks hacked a Al Q website and swapped a bomb recepie for a cupcake one? Proof that they have a sense of humour outside the sports accessories sector.
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