Tricky’s World Wide Wank Spank Competition

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by trickywoo, Mar 5, 2005.

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  1. As the song has it:

    “I’ve wanked in some unlikely places,
    The beach and the pool and the bath”

    Well, the day is finally upon us all to start the Arrse Honesty Wanking Competition.
    Entry is NOT selective. Women may, in their own disgusting, pathetic manner, take part.
    For men, however, the event is of course quite naturally compulsory. The criteria are wondrously simple, as are the expected participants.

    Date and Time of Wank
    Grumble Used
    Time Taken
    Distance of Splurge
    Level of Satisfaction (minus 1 if woife present)

    The resulting Excel sheet will undoubtedly prove that we are the biggest bunch of wankers on the web.

    Mr Woo’s a window cleaner now…
     
  2. And in the white corner:

    Time 10:15
    Grumble Used www.janeyweb.com
    Time 2 mins 37 secs
    Dist. 0 (endo dribble only)
    Satisfaction 2 (piss poor hangover effort. could do better during Trisha)
     
  3. Are you some sort of f*cking retard?
     
  4. Ooh, you're not a very happy bear, are you?

    Masturbation is the thinking man's television, you know.

    Cheer up, you refugee.
     
  5. Ah Masturbation, not only is it sex with someone you truly love, but you meet a much better class of person.
     
  6. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Which song was this TW ?

    I'm pretty sure it's not in the lyrics of "Nkhosi sikelele iAfrika"
    :twisted: