Tricky’s World Wide **** Spank Competition

#1
As the song has it:

“I’ve wanked in some unlikely places,
The beach and the pool and the bath”

Well, the day is finally upon us all to start the Arrse Honesty Wanking Competition.
Entry is NOT selective. Women may, in their own disgusting, pathetic manner, take part.
For men, however, the event is of course quite naturally compulsory. The criteria are wondrously simple, as are the expected participants.

Date and Time of Wank
Grumble Used
Time Taken
Distance of Splurge
Level of Satisfaction (minus 1 if woife present)

The resulting Excel sheet will undoubtedly prove that we are the biggest bunch of wankers on the web.

Mr Woo’s a window cleaner now…
 
#5
Ah Masturbation, not only is it sex with someone you truly love, but you meet a much better class of person.
 

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LE
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#6
trickywoo said:
As the song has it:

“I’ve wanked in some unlikely places,
The beach and the pool and the bath”

......
Which song was this TW ?

I'm pretty sure it's not in the lyrics of "Nkhosi sikelele iAfrika"
:twisted:
 

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