Tricks on Housemate

#1
One of the lads I live with is a real A*se...takes our beers without asking...shags his girlfriend noisily, and leaves general cr*p about the place. Thought of having a "quiet word", but don't want to look like a prick (well no more than ususal :))

Just thought...there some little tricks I can play on him? He leaves his room unlocked when he's not there so could always get in...:evil:

All suggestions welcome!

cheers
 
#3
You "live" with another male therefore you love sweaty bear sex.

A good trick to play would involve you hanging yourself with a bootlace.
 
#4
You should cave his head in with a brick while he sleeps. Then do us all a favour and do the same to yourself.
 
#5
Sounds like a good bloke; you,however, sound like a mincing twat! Just saying, like.
 
#9
One of the lads I live with is a real A*se...takes our beers without asking...shags his girlfriend noisily, and leaves general cr*p about the place. Thought of having a "quiet word", but don't want to look like a prick (well no more than ususal :))

Just thought...there some little tricks I can play on him? He leaves his room unlocked when he's not there so could always get in...:evil:

All suggestions welcome!

cheers
When he's out, sneak into his room, attach a rope to his light fitting and hang yourself, he will be stunned on his return and it will be a talking point for the rest of the term. You will be a legend, winner all round.
 
#10
Easy one ... Petrol bomb his room ..... !!

You'll both be homeless and no need to share your digs with him ..... Simples !
 
#11
I'm not feeling the love in the room.........

P.S. OP, kill yourself.
 
#12
One of the lads I live with is a real A*se...takes our beers without asking...shags his girlfriend noisily, and leaves general cr*p about the place. Thought of having a "quiet word", but don't want to look like a prick (well no more than ususal :))

Just thought...there some little tricks I can play on him? He leaves his room unlocked when he's not there so could always get in...:evil:

All suggestions welcome!

cheers


This isn't a problem, just talk to him.

Go on, give him a good laugh and let him call you tosser!


Then say, "Nah, I was only kidding! How about us going two's up on your squeeze. What with us being good mates and all that, you know sharing beers and stuff..."
 
#13

Legs

ADC
Book Reviewer
#14
Kill yourself in the most imaginative way possible, but (and here's the twist...) make it look like your housemate killed you. You escape your miserable life, and you get him sent down for murder.
 
#16
Depending upon your budget for this joke, take everything out of his room and make moulds of them. Then, get a lot of cheese, and set the cheese in the moulds. Then, replace every item in his room with the cheesy clones.

Alternatively, develop a severe intolerancy to lactose and then eat the cheese.
 
#17
Vote him out of the house. I'm assuming you live in the big brother house because that's populated exclusively by cunts too.
 

udipur

LE
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#18
If you want to recreate history, go into his room and place a thunderflash in a bucket of flour. Amazing results, I'm told.
 

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