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Trick or Treaters

#1
What do you think?

For me a pain in the arse Americanism we can do without. When they come around we ignore them. (I realise it originated in the British Isles but it seems to have been re-invented by the Yanks)

It's good for the kids i suppose.
 

Legs

ADC
Book Reviewer
#2
Annoying little scroats!

We've run out of treats, so I'll get the hosepipe ready through the letterbox...
 
#5
Cnuts, the lot of em.

Quick question, is it wrong or indeed illegal to spray an acidic solution through the letter box at them?


I ask, as there are several screaming children outside my house at the moment, and im just wondering where I stand?
 
#6
Don't be such a bar-humbug! My kids have gone out dressed as zombies scrounging sweets. I've got a big bag of sweets and me and the missus are taking turns to answer the door. There it bloody goes again! :D
 
#7
I just got asked for a cig by kids no older than 12 whilst having one on my front garden wall my response 'feck off you little shits'
 
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Kirkz

Guest
#10
I have no problem with little uns coming round dressed up, who are happy with a mini mars bar and packet of smarties :D
But not the teenage scrotes/chavs who are just using it as an excuse to beg money for beer and cigs :x 'kin tw@ts they want putting in the stocks and pelting with grenades :twisted:
 
#12
Fallschirmjager said:
Don't be such a bar-humbug! My kids have gone out dressed as zombies scrounging sweets. I've got a big bag of sweets and me and the missus are taking turns to answer the door. There it bloody goes again! :D

Are you feeling OK Fallsch?

You seemed to have turned a bit warm and fluffy.
 
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Kirkz

Guest
#14
Gremlin said:
Fallschirmjager said:
Don't be such a bar-humbug! My kids have gone out dressed as zombies scrounging sweets. I've got a big bag of sweets and me and the missus are taking turns to answer the door. There it bloody goes again! :D

Are you feeling OK Fallsch?

You seemed to have turned a bit warm and fluffy.
It'll be the Endorphins from all that chocolate and sugar :wink:
 
#15
jarrod248 said:
smudge67 said:
It's begging, and that's the end of it.

Fcuk 'em. If the fat little fcukers want sweets then they should save their pocket money.
Smudge,
I was just talking about you the other day, you been on holiday?

Feck, I almost missed that. Who let him back out of the cage?
 
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blindfire

Guest
#16
just had a bunch of 4 kids round here in germany, fk me I gave each a Twix, but thinking about it, I now live in a block of flats.

Go round each one, and say you get a 50% hit rate, fk me, you've got enough sweets for 3 months. Im sending my brats out asap on the sponge :D
 

Legs

ADC
Book Reviewer
#17
What makes them think that I want to be involved in their daft games? I don't have any Halloween decorations up because I don't like the whole idea of it. No specific reason, I just don't like it.

I object to hundreds of kids disturbing my evening by ringing my doorbell and banging on my door. The bloody noise outside is like a flippin' playground!
 
#19
Fallschirmjager said:
Don't be such a bar-humbug! My kids have gone out dressed as zombies scrounging sweets. I've got a big bag of sweets and me and the missus are taking turns to answer the door. There it bloody goes again! :D
Fcukin HELL ! There IS a soft side to Falsmirgenjurgendurger :roll:

My ones too old old to go out now, I'm going to miss raiding her goody bag - She always wondered where all of the mini kit kats went :wink:
 

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