Tribal Differences

A Man United fan and a Liverpool fan were involved in a collision, both cars were badly damaged but luckily the drivers were unhurt.

They were so pleased to have got out of it without a scratch they agreed to bury their differences. The United fan went to his boot and removed a 12 year old double malt. He offered it to the Liverpool fan as a gesture and the scouser knocked back a good half bottle and handed it to the United fan. 'No thanks', said the United fan,' I am waiting for the police to arrive you scouse bastard!'

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