I heard a classic today that I had to share with you good people. We recently had some NATO types knocking around our gaff and imagine my amusement when I was told of our VM getting rock all off a Rumanian bird. Why, I hear you ask? She took offence for his disrespect for her national flag by wearing it on his arm. She was deadly serious, was going to charge him and everything. I nearly wet myself when he told me this morning.