Trevor to Treva

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fltpilot, Sep 7, 2013.

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  1. Trevor didn't "fight" in the Falklands, he went on tour there, way after hostilities ended.

    He did however make LCpl after 23 years in the Army - the absolute wanker.
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  2. What a bonk article. Apparently he was "fighting" in Kenya. He's currently living in a small village in Cambridgeshire.
  3. Will have an Op to reduce his prominent forehead! I'd still need a dozen Stella and a better imagination to think it was a woman.
    Let's hope his new life is as successful as his military career. Oh hold on......
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  4. By that criteria I can now say I'm a Falklands veteran , excellent. It was a brief stopover with Grey Funnel Lines but I'm still going to put in for the medal .
  5. He did fight in The Falklands.

    Normally in the bottom bar on a Saturday night.
  6. After being caught trying to fondle other gentlemen's testes.

    But he's not gay - no siree, not gay at all. He just didn't like humping women with his own penis.
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  7. For fuck's sake, do they never have a quick check in the mirror if they can pass it as a Laydee, he looked more fucking feminine in an RE beret!
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  8. Fuck off you hat cunt.
  9. That wasn't an RE beret, he'd borrowed an "S" tank from the water purification kit.
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    I thought much the same... I actually thought he'd had surgery to look MORE macho.

    Fighting the falklands when he was 11, though... must be tough.
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  11. He didn't mention that it was an Argentinian conscript ;-)
  12. Get him in one of your films D_L. He sounds just what you're looking for.
  13. Care to post your first 4 ?
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  14. Old Trev looks like he fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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