Well f*ck me sideways - did anyone else sit through the most dreadful piece of sensational tabloid television last night on ITV? McDonut gave a vitriolic account of the most heinious crimes committed by 'our boys' in Kenya: a long string of rape allegations and one of murder. The body of the programme then produced absolutely f*ck all in the way of evidence, far from it, it actually went on to destroy its own opening dramatic allegations. Some bleeding-heart bed-wetting shandy-drinking commie pinko fag lawyer 'specialising in human rights' was interviewed at length, who then gloried in having wrung millions of quid from HMG to pay off a collection of unfortunate natives who'd been disabled by discarded munitions. Their case is clearly proven (?) and tragic, but they then tried a tenous link to the scores of half breed children scuttling around the bush because their mums couldn't keep their knees together at the sight of an approaching squaddie clutching a tin of boiled sweets and a pack of Menu A, and claimed they were all the results of gang rapes by you know who! They even had a couple of self confessed tarts admitting to lying about their coffee coloured offspring being the results of rape in order to claim the cash. At the end of this visual sewerage all we ended up with was a chance that the one body might have been the work of some of Her Majesty's finest. Bloody irresponsible broadcasting.