Travel to the effete South

#1
Unlike K13EOD I'm not going on Holiday, Driving down to Christchurch near Bournemouth on a mission for work.

Are whippets banned in the posh Sarf?, will I need bullbars to shove the octogenarian scooter drivers from my path along the south coast?

I have a demonstration booked at Sandhurst; but sadly this does not involve any ordnance as it's at the local Tesco. :cry:
Sould boost the expense account nicely :D

PP
 
#2
Are you innoculations up to date
 
#5
Prior to travel, try to remember to check the shoulders and, if necessary, remove chips.
That way, there is a good chance of being accepted as a "good moosh".
 
#7
Remember, referring to them as sad, shandy-drinking pooftahs is no longer acceptable; its

Sad, shandy drinking Southerner (it's one of them whatchemacallits anyway - Southerner = effete, jellied eel eating shandy drinker).
 
#9
johno2499 said:
Prior to travel, try to remember to check the shoulders and, if necessary, remove chips.
That way, there is a good chance of being accepted as a "good moosh".

Moosh (y) peas and chips mmmmn! I'll have to lick my jacket clean then, saves on the dry cleaning bill.

If I tie laboons to my bumper will I have milions of suvern mllarrs running down Brighton seafront?
 

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MIA
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#11
Outstanding said:
Don't do it mate you will get knifed if you go near any major town, your car will get stolen and if you are uniform you will be attacked.
No! he is going to Christchuch, not Liverpool, Bradford, Manchester........Insert northern nown here.
 
#12
Mr_Deputy said:
Pluvia_Plumbum said:
johno2499 said:
Prior to travel, try to remember to check the shoulders and, if necessary, remove chips.
That way, there is a good chance of being accepted as a "good moosh".

Moosh (y) peas and chips mmmmn! I'll have to lick my jacket clean then, saves on the dry cleaning bill.

If I tie laboons to my bumper will I have milions of suvern mllarrs running down Brighton seafront?
they won't be 'mllars' old boy the ones chasing your gayly adorned, slowly cruising car fall into another category. It does involve deviant behaviour and them being forced into their own communities tho.
But it iz an Illness zat ve can cure. Inside every Hermer is another Hermer just trying to pull out.
 
#14
Moosh (y) peas and chips mmmmn! I'll have to lick my jacket clean then, saves on the dry cleaning bill.

That might explain the ...er..mm...personal hygiene issues frequently encountered when out and about among crowds of people north of the Thames Valley, particularly in former mining areas.

(I have long suspected the Oz "smelly pom" gags originated cos of smelly northerners emigrating there - same issue with the "whingeing pom" gags.
In each case, substitute "northern monkey" for "pom".)

England's South Coast = God's Country.
 
#18
johno2499 said:
Moosh (y) peas and chips mmmmn! I'll have to lick

England's South Coast = God's Country.
God botherers and Priests = Paedophiles, I see what you mean.

Do you get close up and smell men then?
 

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LE
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#20
Why is there no toilet outside?
What's a Water Closet?
Where is the hearth?
Wot no Aga?
Where's the mangle?
Where's me horse/dog/whippet/rod/rag'n'bone cart?
Where'do I burn the coal?
Where's the coal?
What's gas?
 

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