If I get shit service at shop or fast food outlet rather than take the obvious step of smacking the spotty cunt in the mouth and being caught on cctv, I trash their bogs in the most bastardly way I can. I go into the cubicle and unwind the bog roll about 3 foot. I then piss all over the place including the flush button. Finally I piss on the unwound shit paper and then carefully wind it back up. I then wash my hands and leave,happy in the knowledge that I am still a total cunt and that the spotty little fucker who gobbed off before will most likely have to use the bog himself or have to clean it up.