Trash thread from Lonely Hearts

#1
sandmanfez said:
Sir_Dae said:
Hopeless, loving, caring, poetic romantic seeks dirty whore for BDSM fun and games. Will try anything once and enjoys experimenting.
Goat fellatio?

Airtight with Phillipino sailors?

Fluffer for Gary Glitter?

8O 8O 8O I'm telling your mum! :wink:
Sandy she probably already knows............through experience :lol:
 
#2
flowers said:
sandmanfez said:
Sir_Dae said:
Hopeless, loving, caring, poetic romantic seeks dirty whore for BDSM fun and games. Will try anything once and enjoys experimenting.
Goat fellatio?

Airtight with Phillipino sailors?

Fluffer for Gary Glitter?

8O 8O 8O I'm telling your mum! :wink:
Sandy she probably already knows............through experience :lol:
Even by my, admittedly low standards, he's filthy Flowers! So, are you interested? :D
 
#3
sandmanfez said:
flowers said:
sandmanfez said:
Sir_Dae said:
Hopeless, loving, caring, poetic romantic seeks dirty whore for BDSM fun and games. Will try anything once and enjoys experimenting.
Goat fellatio?

Airtight with Phillipino sailors?

Fluffer for Gary Glitter?

8O 8O 8O I'm telling your mum! :wink:
Sandy she probably already knows............through experience :lol:
Even by my, admittedly low standards, he's filthy Flowers! So, are you interested? :D
By asking if I am interested, are you working on the assumption that all posh burds are filthy?? ;-)
 
#4
flowers said:
sandmanfez said:
flowers said:
sandmanfez said:
Sir_Dae said:
Hopeless, loving, caring, poetic romantic seeks dirty whore for BDSM fun and games. Will try anything once and enjoys experimenting.
Goat fellatio?

Airtight with Phillipino sailors?

Fluffer for Gary Glitter?

8O 8O 8O I'm telling your mum! :wink:
Sandy she probably already knows............through experience :lol:
Even by my, admittedly low standards, he's filthy Flowers! So, are you interested? :D
By asking if I am interested, are you working on the assumption that all posh burds are filthy?? ;-)
I think we both know the answer to that one Flower. :D
 
#5
Was there ever any doubt of that, Flowers???
 
#6
I'm shocked and disappointed in you both..... ;-)

*sings a la Elaine Page* "they know me sooooo well"
 
#7
Only what you've told us, sweetheart
 
#9
OB, long time no hear, gorgeous one!! Can't believe no one is throwing it up YOU at the moment... or at least trying to anyway!
 
#11
CarpeDiem said:
OB, long time no hear, gorgeous one!! Can't believe no one is throwing it up YOU at the moment... or at least trying to anyway!
The restraining order makes it quite difficult.
 
#12
It only mentions physical contact, not emails, phone calls, texts, letters and all the other methods of communication that I...urrrr, someone else... has been using to try and win OB over.
 
#14
I don't need them anymore. I've had a naked photo of you tatoed on the inside of my eye lids.

Just off to the toilet for a shut eye shiftie.
 
#15
Be sure to take your tweezers with you for a better grip
 
#16
Why does every post on this forum ALWAYS turn into ST2B vs the rest?

KNOCK IT OFF DAMMIT

Stick to responding to the OP and stop going off on a general slagging match every time a thread starts on here - I'm getting really fed up of it.
 
#18
Gunny Highway said:
Sir_Dae said:
Will try anything once and enjoys experimenting.
Fancy bum love?
Is that like common or garden bum love, but with chocolate sauce and hundreds & thousands?
 
#19
Off to the arrsehole with it - carry on in your own time...
 
#20

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