Trash thread from Lonely Hearts

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by flowers, Feb 10, 2006.

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  1. Sandy she probably already knows............through experience :lol:
     
  2. Even by my, admittedly low standards, he's filthy Flowers! So, are you interested? :D
     
  3. By asking if I am interested, are you working on the assumption that all posh burds are filthy?? ;-)
     
  4. I think we both know the answer to that one Flower. :D
     
  5. Was there ever any doubt of that, Flowers???
     
  6. I'm shocked and disappointed in you both..... ;-)

    *sings a la Elaine Page* "they know me sooooo well"
     
  7. Only what you've told us, sweetheart
     
  8. Oi Posh Burd... you dropping your knickers that quickly, did i teach you nothing!

    Ah feck it, get in there and get some! One of us might as well! ;)
     
  9. OB, long time no hear, gorgeous one!! Can't believe no one is throwing it up YOU at the moment... or at least trying to anyway!
     
  10. Best things come to those who wait and all that.... ;)
     
  11. The restraining order makes it quite difficult.
     
  12. It only mentions physical contact, not emails, phone calls, texts, letters and all the other methods of communication that I...urrrr, someone else... has been using to try and win OB over.
     
  13. you mean i took out two restraining orders... blimey i am getting quite a list, Stab i told you the Binos were being confiscated!
     
  14. I don't need them anymore. I've had a naked photo of you tatoed on the inside of my eye lids.

    Just off to the toilet for a shut eye shiftie.
     
  15. Be sure to take your tweezers with you for a better grip