Trapped Wind

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by futurebootie, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to fart.
    The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
    After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

    Bugger !!!!!