Hello chaps! I was just eer... searching the internet for something & I came across this: BBC News - Scientists solve half-cock chicken mystery Apparently it's a bird & a bloke chicken all in one! It'd be interesting (from a scientific point of view) to see what its meat & two veg look like. Does it have a Mr winky or a flange? Or pehaps it has both? Due to genetic research how long will it be before mankind adopts this technology? It would create an entirely new meaning to the term "go f* yourself". We'd be able to experience what it's like to have a female orgasm & vice versa! The more perverted amongst us could spend the day frigging furiously & then have the next half w*nking silly without either region getting too sore. Perhaps it would be possible to shag & get shagged at the same time without being gay? I wonder what it would be like if both parts came at the same time? I'm sure no-one's thought of that since Heliogabalus. Not to mention you could go out on the pish & not have to worry about pulling cos you'd get your own fanny when you got home too- brilliant! The opportunities are almost limitless! ~D.C.