Transgender chickens

#1
Hello chaps!

I was just eer... searching the internet for something & I came across this:

BBC News - Scientists solve half-cock chicken mystery

Apparently it's a bird & a bloke chicken all in one! It'd be interesting (from a scientific point of view) to see what its meat & two veg look like. Does it have a Mr winky or a flange? Or pehaps it has both? Due to genetic research how long will it be before mankind adopts this technology? It would create an entirely new meaning to the term "go f* yourself".

We'd be able to experience what it's like to have a female orgasm & vice versa! The more perverted amongst us could spend the day frigging furiously & then have the next half w*nking silly without either region getting too sore. Perhaps it would be possible to shag & get shagged at the same time without being gay? I wonder what it would be like if both parts came at the same time? I'm sure no-one's thought of that since Heliogabalus.

Not to mention you could go out on the pish & not have to worry about pulling cos you'd get your own fanny when you got home too- brilliant!

The opportunities are almost limitless!

~D.C.
 
#2
What the fuck were you looking for?
 
#6
More to the point where's this cunts O2 tag gone!
I draw your attention to the 'rate this thread' option at the top - in the absence of the OT tag, we'll just have to use this instead (it works; I've just used it)

PS to OP - CLUCK OFF, IDIOT!
 
#7
I am, however impressed that someone who is not a poultry farmer would take the time to study the genitals of poultry. I would never, ever have taken the time to do that.

Does anyone know if Dashing Chap is Japanese. I have heard they like chickens, love chickens actually.
 
#8
You were searching for weird transgender stuff, hoping to crack one off on the keyboard whilst viewing some well hung chapess taking it like a young catholic priest and then you got all worked up over mutant chicken genitalia.......are you in REME by any chance?
 
#11
#13
Which comes first? The cock or the chicken?
 

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