Transfer from RMP to PARA Reg

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Eddie002, Jul 23, 2013.

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  1. I am looking to transfer to the PARA Reg and have been told I will have to do and imp.

    could anyone give any information about IMP cause I don't have a clue.

  2. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    As I'm a mod I'm not allowed to gob off but that, my simian friend, is fucking priceless.
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  3. You want to transfer but have done no research about it other than ask on ARRSE. I can see this aspiration being very successful!
  4. Eddie is only 2...
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  5. First of all I'm not your friend, second calling me a 'simian' when I am black is incredibly racist, and third if your a mod why don't you offer some help which is all I asked for
  6. No wonder you want to transfer my friend, must be very difficult for you in the RMP, having little sense of humour - good luck with your transfer.
  7. Only 5 posts record?
  8. Someone kill the sockpuppet. A piss-poor attempt at a wind-up.
  9. Oh do fuck off you dull monkey cunt.

    I can see there being some mileage in this thread
  10. OK Eddie002 [wah-shield/on] RMP are known as monkeys yes? Well monkeys are part of the simian family. [wah-shield/off].

    a) You are a fucking moron for not making the connection.
    b) You are far too precious by far.
    c) You aren't in the army.

    I vote for a, b & c - you thick cunt.
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  11. First of all the lad has asked for advice. Second... this isn't the NAAFI forum. Keep it sensible please.
  12. Hi Eddie, if you truly are a gentleman of colour you could do worse than attend an informal BBQ held in a place of academia near Hull.
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  13. A strange disturbance in the Wah sensing I am!
  14. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    Quality, sheer quality. You're on your own pal. Good luck.
  15. I gather he's reg RMP, and a colossal tart gay girl puff that want to join TA before doing his 4.

    The massive fanny