Trans is not a virgin anymore.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Snail, Jul 17, 2011.

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  1. I finally have it comfirmed.

    Not only did he Snuggle up to the big J, he's smashed Rearwords.

    No shit.
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  2. Photographic evidence???
  3. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    smashed rearwords? I bet Jarrod reads this and gets all excited, thill he realises it isnt 'smashed in the face'.
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  4. Trans fucked rearwords?

    Is there a description of the person that held the gun to his head?
  5. Der, who s the Big J?
  6. Didn't he nail The Lord Flashearts squeeze before TLF did? I'm sure I've seen a video somewhere.
  7. Think it was someone elses bird
  8. Oh. I was told different.

    Edited to add: He did smash her, and apparently she was crap.
  9. Sluggy. Get back on the pink wine. The Malibu snakebites are doing your head in.
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  10. Wah.10fuckingletters
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  11. I've just logged on to an alternative universe or am so pissed I imagined this thread and it will be gone tomorrow when I am sober?

    Say all again after "I". (And perhaps explain for us NIGs who have only been on this site for a couple of years) over.
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  12. [​IMG] I think I'd rather do J than that!
  13. You'll find it was Artemis Transdull smashed...who was PTP's ex.....
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  14. The ARRSE "Family Tree" would really be something to behold!
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  15. I'll bet he did Rearwords doggy style so he had somewhere to rest his book.
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