Tramp in the jewellers

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Machristo, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A tramp walks into a jewellers and starts fingering his arsehole. The assistant behind the counter screams at him "What the fuck do you think you're doing??!!".
    He looks at her and says, "You fuckers wanna make your minds up" then points to the sign in the window...

    'Come in and pick your ring in comfort'