Training peacocks to fly

#6
jarrod248 said:
EX_STAB said:
jarrod248 said:
EX_STAB said:
jarrod248 said:
I didn't watch it all the way through, but EX_Stab is that you 'Come on up I've got worms' what a chat up line.
Worms?

You'd need an anaconda! ;)
I bet your beard tickles :D
Always clean shaven! Hope you're not thinking of the underbeard :(
So you aren't the guy on the clip?
No, my shorts are a better fit than that!
 
#8
jarrod248 said:
EX_STAB said:
jarrod248 said:
EX_STAB said:
jarrod248 said:
EX_STAB said:
jarrod248 said:
I didn't watch it all the way through, but EX_Stab is that you 'Come on up I've got worms' what a chat up line.
Worms?

You'd need an anaconda! ;)
I bet your beard tickles :D
Always clean shaven! Hope you're not thinking of the underbeard :(
So you aren't the guy on the clip?
No, my shorts are a better fit than that!
My illusion is now shattered and I was just about to reach for some tissues or the curtains
Get a grip of yourself! Oh, I see that you already have... :(
 
#9
Have they never heard of negative reinforcement? Fling them into the air and hoof 'em if they touch the ground. They'll soon get the message.

Or am I thinking of peacock keepie up?
 
#10
jarrod248 said:
And I thought Pavlov was dead, a futher suggestion 180C at 20 mins per lb and 20 mins over.
My bold.
Slide some knobs [fner fner] of lemon butter under the breast skin first, it stops the flesh drying out too much and imparts a lovely flavour to the meat ...and Bob's your Father's brother.
 
#11
Barking Spider. I've just looked at your signature block, and I don't get it.

Can blind people not smell??? ;)
 
#13
BarkingSpider said:
smudge67 said:
Barking Spider. I've just looked at your signature block, and I don't get it.

Can blind people not smell??? ;)
Fuck me you're right.

Duly edited. :D
Thank god :) I read the reply you posted, and was about to give you all the logical reasons behind my statement, but you got there in the end.

Saved me 5 mins of my life :)
 
#14
smudge67 said:
BarkingSpider said:
smudge67 said:
Barking Spider. I've just looked at your signature block, and I don't get it.

Can blind people not smell??? ;)
Fuck me you're right.

Duly edited. :D
Thank god :) I read the reply you posted, and was about to give you all the logical reasons behind my statement, but you got there in the end.

Saved me 5 mins of my life :)
I'm impressed.

Firstly that you'd actually take the time to discuss the finer points of farting.

And also that you'd taken the trouble to read the sig block. :lol:

I ws also going to reply that you don't get it because it was neither noisy or smelly. But I didn't want to appear facetious and thought better of it.

'Facetious' is of course one of the words in the English language that contains all the vowels and they're also in the correct order.

Abstemious is another.
One of these days I'm going to look it up to see what it means.

Going to bed now. The beer is wearing off.
 
#15
Abstemious means that you are abstaining from something eg.

The Hermit led an abstemious life.

You're argument about it not being smelly, or noisy doesn't weigh up though :) Still
 
#16
I'm rather angry with the dog. It should have sunk it's teeth into beardy's groin and run off across the field in the background. And no, I didn't watch all of it either. The drizzle slithering down the window this morning is far more absorbing. As far as abstemiuos goes, there is an apostrophe in you're ....sorry, I'm an English teacher ( head down in shame)
 
#17
scrofula said:
I'm rather angry with the dog. It should have sunk it's teeth into beardy's groin and run off across the field in the background. And no, I didn't watch all of it either. The drizzle slithering down the window this morning is far more absorbing. As far as abstemiuos goes, there is an apostrophe in you're ....sorry, I'm an English teacher ( head down in shame)
Clearly. You spelt it incorrectly. Love it.
Ha ha. Mong fingers. :D
Linky for Abstemious
 
#18
smudge67 said:
Abstemious means that you are abstaining from something eg.

The Hermit led an abstemious life.

You're argument about it not being smelly, or noisy doesn't weigh up though :) Still
Thanks, I had looked it up h'actually. Well I had to didn't I? :)

Have you never done a fart that has no noise or smell?
At least sighted people can see you frantically wafting for effect.
The blind can not. So if your farts are not smelly at least you can try to make them noisy so they can also take part in the dance to avoid the 'essence of arrse'.
 
#20
BarkingSpider said:
scrofula said:
I'm rather angry with the dog. It should have sunk it's teeth into beardy's groin and run off across the field in the background. And no, I didn't watch all of it either. The drizzle slithering down the window this morning is far more absorbing. As far as abstemiuos goes, there is an apostrophe in you're ....sorry, I'm an English teacher ( head down in shame)
Clearly. You spelt it incorrectly. Love it.
Ha ha. Mong fingers. :D
Linky for Abstemious
Abstemious means that you are abstaining from something eg.

The Hermit led an abstemious life.

You're argument about it not being smelly, or noisy doesn't weigh up though Smile Still
In this case the use of an apostrophe is erroneous, it should have read "Your argument" however if you are commenting on his using "you are" instead of the apostrophized version then that itself is erroneous because he may, if he so wishes, still use the longer unapostrophized use of two separate words.
I only dream of being an English teacher, (holds head high in defiance).


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