Training peacocks to fly

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by EX_STAB, Aug 15, 2008.

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  1. Life needed if you watched that all the way through.
     
  2. It's a bit like watching a train crash - horrible but captivating.
     
  3. Worms?

    You'd need an anaconda! ;)
     
  4. Always clean shaven! Hope you're not thinking of the underbeard :(
     
  5. No, my shorts are a better fit than that!
     
  6. Once airbourne they are known as Capt. Peacock
    Oooooooh were's my pussy?
     
  7. Get a grip of yourself! Oh, I see that you already have... :(
     
  8. Have they never heard of negative reinforcement? Fling them into the air and hoof 'em if they touch the ground. They'll soon get the message.

    Or am I thinking of peacock keepie up?
     
  9. My bold.
    Slide some knobs [fner fner] of lemon butter under the breast skin first, it stops the flesh drying out too much and imparts a lovely flavour to the meat ...and Bob's your Father's brother.
     
  10. Barking Spider. I've just looked at your signature block, and I don't get it.

    Can blind people not smell??? ;)
     
  11. Fuck me you're right.

    Duly edited. :D
     
  12. Thank god :) I read the reply you posted, and was about to give you all the logical reasons behind my statement, but you got there in the end.

    Saved me 5 mins of my life :)
     
  13. I'm impressed.

    Firstly that you'd actually take the time to discuss the finer points of farting.

    And also that you'd taken the trouble to read the sig block. :lol:

    I ws also going to reply that you don't get it because it was neither noisy or smelly. But I didn't want to appear facetious and thought better of it.

    'Facetious' is of course one of the words in the English language that contains all the vowels and they're also in the correct order.

    Abstemious is another.
    One of these days I'm going to look it up to see what it means.

    Going to bed now. The beer is wearing off.
     
  14. Abstemious means that you are abstaining from something eg.

    The Hermit led an abstemious life.

    You're argument about it not being smelly, or noisy doesn't weigh up though :) Still