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Trainee Lion Tamer

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A young guy gets a job at the circus as a trainee lion tamer. The Boss tells him that, to be successful, he must learn to dominate the lion.
"You must look him in the eye, crack the whip and poke the chair at him." The young guy wanted to know what to do if the lion just kept coming towards him. "Dominate him, stare him in the eye, crack the whip and poke the chair at him."
The young man says. "I understand what you are saying, but I'm thinking that, if he keeps swiping at the chair and coming towards me, by now I'll be backed up against the bars..what happens then??"
The boss replies. "You'll have to bend down quickly, scoop up a handful of shit and throw it in his eyes, hoping to blind him while you make a dash for it." The young guy says. "Scoop up a handful of shit? will there be any?" The boss shouts...
"WILL THERE BE ANY?"
 

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