British bloke, French bloke, Old woman and fit bird all in one carriage on a train. [its an old train, OK!] The train goes into a tunnel, suddenly there is the sound of an almighty slap, when the train comes out of the tunnel the French bloke is nursing a glowing, red cheek. The Old woman thinks "I bet the French bloke tried to grope that young lady and she gave him a belt". The fit bird thinks " I bet the French bloke tried to grope me and got the old woman instead, she must have belted him" The French bloke thinks "I bet ze Brit tried to grope the fit bird, she thought it was me and belted me by mistake!" The Brit thinks " I hope we go through another tunnel, so I can give the Frog another slap!"