Train crushes railway sex couple

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Jacques_Bustard, Sep 23, 2008.

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  1. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Did the earth move for you too darling?

    Yes, AND my leg fell off!
  2. On-line sex taken too far?
  3. Just spilt my tea.
  4. The only train to come on time :oops:
  5. So they ignored the drivers shouts according to the report.
    This would indicate that the driver was going slow enough to shout at them, as if they couldnt hear the train, yet he run them over anyway, heartless fatherless.
    Either way, They should be up for a Darwin award :D
  6. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Not easy to stop at any speed!
  7. Neither are the trains.
  8. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

  9. I take it you were legless then!!! :roll:
  10. Sniggering like an adolescent....

    (note to self - do not read Arrse whe on a video conference....)
  11. Brings a whole new meaning to 'going at her like a locomotive...'
  12. So someone really did "pull a train" on the bird :twisted:
  13. "I was a-comming, Liza was a-comming, but youse, the Engine Driver was the only person who had brakes!"

    Darwin award for excellence 2009...............
  14. Chuffed to bits?