Traffic warden

#1
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a traffic wardens funeral, a voice from inside screams "I'm not dead, I'm not dead, let me out." The vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through teeth and says, "Sorry pal, too late, the paperwork is already done."
 
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Tremaine

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#3
Bit of a dying thread but I hates these people, Oi do. My mate's other half is a civil enforcement officer, that's a polite name for the tw@t. She goes " I work for the council". Wonder how he likes her walking the streets part time.

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?" I said, "Tourettes! Now f*&! off you c*Nt!"
 
#4
Bit of a dying thread but I hates these people, Oi do. My mate's other half is a civil enforcement officer, that's a polite name for the tw@t. She goes " I work for the council". Wonder how he likes her walking the streets part time.

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?" I said, "Tourettes! Now f*&! off you c*Nt!"
Sorry tremaine.... the scampi's lovely, he's here all week etc.
 

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