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Traditional songs

#1
ok people, i watched "shipmates" a couple of weeks back n i was angry on tuesday night, when it wasnt one again!!! :evil:

the 1st one i watched was bout the gunner and the suez cannall and stuff,

the second 1 i watched was bout the Devonport FieldGun n ireally loved it!,

the army won in the end only by a mess up, unlucky devonport, (u shud ov won, u were F**kin brilliant)
anyway, i want to know does anybody know or heard of the song they sang

i can only remember a couple of lines sumthin like

"Men of Devon, Men of Devon, Feed me till im 6foot 4"? dats ll i know,

ive been searchin for da lyrics 4 ages! i jus waan know does anybody know anythin bout the song?????

??????????????????????????????????????????????????
 
#4
bigdave3452002 said:
i can only remember a couple of lines sumthin like

"Men of Devon, Men of Devon, Feed me till im 6foot 4"? dats ll i know,

ive been searchin for da lyrics 4 ages! i jus waan know does anybody know anythin bout the song?????

??????????????????????????????????????????????????
Bread of Heaven, Bread of Heaven, feed me 'til I want no more

Them's the proper words, a Google for that should get the whole song. I don't know if they sang the official version.
 
#5
Onetap said:
bigdave3452002 said:
i can only remember a couple of lines sumthin like

"Men of Devon, Men of Devon, Feed me till im 6foot 4"? dats ll i know,

ive been searchin for da lyrics 4 ages! i jus waan know does anybody know anythin bout the song?????

??????????????????????????????????????????????????
Bread of Heaven, Bread of Heaven, feed me 'til I want no more

Them's the proper words, a Google for that should get the whole song. I don't know if they sang the official version.
BREAD OF HEAVEN

Guide me, O thou great Redeemer,
Pilgrim through this barren land;
I am weak, but thou are mighty,
Hold me with thy powerful hand;
Bread of heaven, Bread of Heaven,
Feed me till I want no more.
Feed me till I want no more

Open now the crystal fountain,
Whence the healing stream doth flow;
let the fire and cloudy pillar
Lead me all my journey through:
Strong deliverer, Strong deliverer
Be thou still my strength and shield.
Be thou still my strength and shield

When I tread the verge of Jordan,
Bid my anxious fear subside;
Death of death, and hell's destruction.
Land me safe on Canaan's side:
Songs of praises, songs of praises
I will ever give to thee
I will ever give to thee

With 74,000 Welsh voices singing this at the Millennium Stadium, it makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. :lol:
 
#6
Oh Mr Fisherman, how are you?
Have you got a lobster big enough for two?
CHORUS
Singing roll tiddly oll, sh1t or bust
Never let your bo llocks dangle in the dust!

Oh yes sir, yes sir, I have two
The biggest of the bastards I will sell to you

CHORUS

I took the lobster home and I put it in a dish
I put it in the place where the missus has a p1ss

CHORUS

In the middle of the night the missus gave a grunt
There was the lobster hanging from her cnut

CHORUS

I grabbed the bog brush, the missus grabbed a broom
We chased that ******* lobster round and round the room

We hit it on the head and we hit it on the side
We hit that fcuking lobster until the bastard died

Now the moral of this story is very plain to see
Always have a shufti before you have a pee

That's the ending to this story and there is no more
There's an apple up my arssehole - you can have the core
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#7
Rumrunner said:
BREAD OF HEAVEN

With 74,000 Welsh voices singing this at the Millennium Stadium, it makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. :lol:
Have a heart fer Chrissakes !

How do the think the poor bloody sheep feel ?
 
#8
medisnake said:
Does anybody know all the verses to 3 german officers crossed the line (taboo tobuy tobollocky I tabollocky I taboo) song?
Not quite sure where you got the "taboo tobollocky" thing, but if memory serves me right; it goe something like this...

Verse 1:

3 german officers crossed the line parlez vous?
3 germans officers crossed the line parlez vous?
3 german officers crossed the line, shagged the women and drank the wine, inky pinky parlez vous.

Verse 2:

They came across a wayside inn, parlez vous?
They came across a wayside inn, parlez vouz?
They came across a wayside inn, pissed on the mat and walked right in, inky pinky parlez vous.

Verse 3:

The landlord had a daughter fair, parlez vous?
The landlord had a daughter fair, parlez vous?
The landlord had a daugther fair, lily white tits and golden hair, inky pinky parlez vous.

after the lord mayors show though, my memory fails me and I can't remember the other verses.

If anyone can please fill in the blanks....?
 
#9
the germans came three in a truck taboo, taboo

the germans came three in a truck taboo, taboo

the germans came three in a truck, one to drive and two to f*ck, ee-aye buggery-eye, buggery-eye taboo.
 
#10
darth_fokker said:
medisnake said:
Does anybody know all the verses to 3 german officers crossed the line (taboo tobuy tobollocky I tabollocky I taboo) song?
Not quite sure where you got the "taboo tobollocky" thing, but if memory serves me right; it goe something like this...

Verse 1:

3 german officers crossed the line parlez vous?
3 germans officers crossed the line parlez vous?
3 german officers crossed the line, shagged the women and drank the wine, inky pinky parlez vous.

Verse 2:

They came across a wayside inn, parlez vous?
They came across a wayside inn, parlez vouz?
They came across a wayside inn, pissed on the mat and walked right in, inky pinky parlez vous.

Verse 3:

The landlord had a daughter fair, parlez vous?
The landlord had a daughter fair, parlez vous?
The landlord had a daugther fair, lily white tits and golden hair, inky pinky parlez vous.

after the lord mayors show though, my memory fails me and I can't remember the other verses.

If anyone can please fill in the blanks....?
Three German Officers crossed the Rhine,Parlez Vous
Three German Officers crossed the Rhine,Parlez Vous
Three German Officers crossed the Rhine,Parlez Vous
F*cked all the women and Drank all the Wine,Inky Pinky Parlez Vous

AND

Hitler in a German Tank,Parlez Vous
Hitler in a German Tank,Parlez Vous
Hitler in a German Tank,Parlez Vous
Reading the Beano and having a w*nk,Inky Pinky Parlez Vous


Thus endeth the lesson :lol:
 
#11
The German officers crossing the Rhine has lots of verses. One version goeslike this...

Three German officers crossed the Rhine,
Parlez-veus,
Three German officers crossed the Rhine,
Parlez-veus,
Three German officers crossed the Rhine,
They fucked the women and drank the wine,
Inky, dinky, parlez-veus.

They came upon a wayside inn,
Shit on the mat and walked right in.

Oh landlord have you a daughter fair,
Lily-white tits and golden hair?

At last they got her on a bed,
Fucked her till her cheeks were red.

And then they took her to a shed,
Fucked her till she was nearly dead.

They took her down a shady lane,
Fucked her back to life again.

They took her up in an aeroplane,
Squeezed her tits and made it rain.

They fucked her up, they fucked her down,
They tucked her right around the town.

They fucked her in, they fucked her out,
They fucked her up her waterspout.

Now she lives in our town,
Sells her **** for half a crown.

Seven months went and all was well,
Eight months went and she started to swell.

Nine months went and she gave a grunt,
And a little white bugger popped out her ****.

The little white bugger he grew and grew,
He fucked his mother and sister too.

The little white bugger he went to hell,
He fucked the Devil and his wife as well.
But its a varsion of this 90 year old song.

http://www.firstworldwar.com/audio/Jack Charman - Mademoiselle From Armentieres.mp3

Lots of versions of this in varying levels of humour and coarsness. ;)
link to varios words here...

http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=2385&messages=65&page=1
 
#12
I have heard and sung both versions of "3 German Officers"

One ( the taboo tabi tabollicky eye) version has what can be best described as a descending walking bassline

Dum dum dum dum , dum dum dum dum

3 German Officers crossed the rhine , taboo taboo
3 German Officers crossed the rhine , taboo taboo
3 German officers crossed the rhine, raped the women and drank the wine and they all went sieg heil tickle my balls taboo


Also inserted at random intervals is the refrain

"Nah nah nah nah weetabix everyday"

but I really don't know why

BTW the line "they came across in a tiger tank , one to drive and two to w*nk" used to crease me up


Engineer song anyone ?
 
#13
Anyone got the words of "Colonel Bogey"

I think it went"

Here comes the King of Norway
shooting pellets up the elephant's doorway
Hitler....he had just one big B***
Himmler, he had something similar
and Geobbel had no b**** at all

or something like that.

There is also another version

Don't put the lights off, Sgt,
Wait till I get to bed and scratch my boll ocks
They are but only two
Bollock
They make a wonderful stew
Bollocks

Anyone has the words?
 
#14
The one I used to sing was:

Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine, taboo taboo
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine, taboo taboo
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine, they fcuked the women and drank the wine, taboo tabye tabollockyeye tabollockyeye taboo

They came across in a Panzer tank, taboo taboo
They came across in a Panzer tank, taboo taboo
They came across in a Panzer tank, 1 to drive and 2 to w*nk, taboo tabye tabollockyeye tabollockyeye taboo

The landlord's daughter's tall and fair, taboo taboo
The landlord's daughter's tall and fair, taboo taboo
The landlords daughter's tall and fair, with big fat t!ts and long blond hair, taboo tabye tabollockyeye tabollockyeye taboo

They dragged her up the rickety stairs, taboo taboo
They dragged her up the rickety stairs, taboo taboo
They dragged her up the rickety stairs, they dragged her by her pubic hairs, taboo tabye tabollockyeye tabollockyeye taboo

They fcuked her till she bled, taboo taboo
They fcuked her till she bled, taboo taboo
They fcuked her till she bled, they fcuked her till she was nearly dead, taboo tabye tabollockyeye tabollockyeye taboo

The landlord he was so ashamed, taboo taboo
The landlord he was so ashamed, taboo taboo
The landlord he was so ashamed, he fcuked her back to life again, taboo tabye tabollockyeye tabollockyeye taboo

Thats how I remember it, though obviously other people will have added in different verses etc.

Anyone know the 'Dinah' song?
 
#16
Dinah

CHORUS
Dinah, Dinah, show us your legs
Show us your legs
Show us your legs
Dinah, Dinah, show us your legs
A yard above your knee.

A rich girl drives a limousine
A poor girl drives a truck
But the only ride that Dinah has
Is when she has a ****.

A rich girl wears a brassiere
A poor girl uses string
But Dinah uses nothing at all
She lets the bastards swing.

A rich girl has a ring of gold
A poor girl one of brass
But the only ring that Dinah has
Is the one around her arse.

A rich girl uses vaseline
A poor girl uses lard
But Dinah uses axle grease
Because her ****'s so hard

A rich girl does it on the bed
a poor girl on the floor
but Dinah does it standing up
so she gets 2 inches more

A rich girl uses a big towel
A poor girl uses sheets
But Dinah uses nothing at all
And leaves a trail along the streets.
 
#17
polar69 said:
Engineer song anyone ?
This one?

An engineer told me before he died,
Ah-rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum,
An engineer told me before he died,
And I've no reason to believe he lied.
Ah-rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum,
Ah-rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum,

He knew a girl with a **** so wide,
Ah-rum..........etc.
He knew a girl with a **** so wide,
That she was never satisfied,
Ah-rum..........etc.

So he built a bloody great wheel,
Ah-rum..........etc.
So he built a bloody great wheel,
With two brass balls and a prick of steel.
Ah-rum..........etc.

The two brass balls he filled with cream,
And the whole f**king lot was powered by steam.

He put the girl upon the bed,
And tied her legs behind her head

There she lay waiting for a f**k,
He shook her hand and wished her luck.

In and out went the prick of steel,
Up and out went the level of steam.

Enough, enough, the maiden cried,
Enough, enough, I'm satisfied.

Now we come to the tragic bit,
There was no way of stopping it.

She was split from arse to tit,
And the whole f**king lot was covered in shit.

It jumped off her, it jumped on him,
And then it buggered their next of kin.

Nine months later a child was born,
With two brass balls and a bloody great horn.

It jumped onto an uptown bus,
And the mess it made caused quite a fuss.

The last time, Sir, that prick was seen
It was down in London f**king the Queen.

There is a moral to the story I tell,
If you see it coming - RUN LIKE HELL!!


OR

The moral of the story is,
Always fit a safety switch!
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
#19
darth_fokker said:
medisnake said:
Does anybody know all the verses to 3 german officers crossed the line (taboo tobuy tobollocky I tabollocky I taboo) song?
Not quite sure where you got the "taboo tobollocky" thing, but if memory serves me right; it goe something like this...

Verse 1:

3 german officers crossed the line parlez vous?
3 germans officers crossed the line parlez vous?
3 german officers crossed the line, shagged the women and drank the wine, inky pinky parlez vous.

Verse 2:

They came across a wayside inn, parlez vous?
They came across a wayside inn, parlez vouz?
They came across a wayside inn, pissed on the mat and walked right in, inky pinky parlez vous.

Verse 3:

The landlord had a daughter fair, parlez vous?
The landlord had a daughter fair, parlez vous?
The landlord had a daugther fair, lily white tits and golden hair, inky pinky parlez vous.

after the lord mayors show though, my memory fails me and I can't remember the other verses.

If anyone can please fill in the blanks....?
In the 1970s all these songs were available in "Rugby Songs" books.
 

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