Tracking Santa

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by oldbaldy, Dec 21, 2008.

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  1. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
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    The nice people from NORAD, knowing that Santa will be causing havoc with their radar have put a tracking site on the the internet so that children of all ages can follow his travels round the world.

    Track Santa
  2. I hope the red faced old Alchy cnut gets intercepted by a pair of Typhoons as he enters out airspace.

    Venison for Chrimbo dinner

    To save any grotto visits and messing around with mince pies I've told my daughter that Santa just wants to fcuk her and hurt her pets. Now she doesn't want to know.
  3. It's good to see he has his anti-collision light on, however the runway lights weren't active or approved :evil:

    Wheres OH&S Staff when you need them :roll:
  4. Bwhahaha, nice. That's deffinately being saved for the sprogs, if i manage to father any little buggers.

    Plus, just thought of you with kids. It doesn't quite seem possible. I take it the family knows of the cellar "extensions"...? :twisted: