Tracking Santa

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fairy_nuff, Dec 25, 2011.

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  1. He's more accur than the RAF! No ETA for UK though
  2. How pissed are you?
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  3. Send keysetting. Over!
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  4. Santa is a fucking septic word. It's Father Christmas.

    The septic cunts.
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  5. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    Merry Christmas one an all.
  6. Looks like the kids have shit out this year. Santa stopped at Ely then shot across to Wales.


    Just for that, I'll go down and eat his mince pie, guzzle his sherry and put Rudolph's carrot back in the veg rack.
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  7. Merry xmas you fucking cunts
  8. Venison gives the dog the shits.
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  9. Don't you mean Saint Nicolas

    A very merry christmas one and all!
  10. Cloggie roots - Zinter Klaas and his sidekick Zwarte Piet on 5th Dec.
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  11. When I was little 'Norad tracks Santa' confused me, as I had heard bad things about them from my parents and wondered why the baddies were keeping tabs on Santa. I thought they were going to blow him up or something just so we couldn't get our presents and I remember being very worried I would wake up on christmas morning to news that the fat bloke had karked it.

    Turns out I was getting Norad mixed up with Noraid! oooops :)

    Merry Christmas deviants :santa:
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  12. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Nope. He's catholic and => foreign. Father Christmas is the British/non European version.
  13. Wow! I've not seen that since last year.....and the year the before, oh, and the year before that.
  14. I managed to annoy a few people on that Facebook thing by adding the following status.

    Apparently their kids read their facebook.
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  15. Santa, Father Christmas, St Nicholas whoever the fcuk he is, deliverred to me :eek:)