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phil245

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#1
The wife and I were using toys in bed, she said, "Put the big 9 Inch one in my pussy"

I said, "Does that feel good?"

She said, "Yes, now put the small one in my ass"

I looked around and then said, "What small one?"

"Your cock" she replied.
 
#2
Man says to his wife "I fancy kinky sex, can I cum in your ear"?, wife says no i might go deaf,
Man says "I've bin cummin in your mouth for 20 yrs and your still fuckin talking"....................
 
#3
Man says to his wife "I fancy kinky sex, can I cum in your ear"?, wife says no i might go deaf,
Man says "I've bin cummin in your mouth for 20 yrs and your still fuckin talking"....................
posted last month but still funny..
 
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