Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Mar 3, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    The wife and I were using toys in bed, she said, "Put the big 9 Inch one in my pussy"

    I said, "Does that feel good?"

    She said, "Yes, now put the small one in my ass"

    I looked around and then said, "What small one?"

    "Your cock" she replied.
  2. Man says to his wife "I fancy kinky sex, can I cum in your ear"?, wife says no i might go deaf,
    Man says "I've bin cummin in your mouth for 20 yrs and your still fuckin talking"....................
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  3. posted last month but still funny..