Toy Horses.

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by The Perisher, Nov 25, 2012.

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  1. Just heard on the radio a bloke has been admitted to hospital with 6 toy horses stuck up his arse. Medical staff describe his condition as stable.
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  2. A bloke rushes into a health clinic, flings open the door of the doctor's surgery and shouts "Help me, doctor, I've just had a set of dominoes rammed up my arse".

    The doctor says "bloody hell, don't you ever knock??"
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  3. Get thee to a punnery.