Tourniquet /dead leg

#1
Any medics care to share with me how long I would have to tourniquet my stepdaughters ex boyfriend’s leg before it dies beyond repair? I’m guessing beyond blue? this will be conducted in his residence so time limits apply.
I will be cutting off one of his ears as a bonus for his attack on her in front of her Kids. I don’t want him to die (yet). Pain and after shock are all the symptoms required.
Fingers, nose and a cut of Cnut into his forehead standard.
Any other suggestions welcome.
Loon.
 

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#4
Call it an experiment. String him upside-down by the leg you intend to mangle, apply the tourquinet, and time how long it takes before his body weight pulls it off.
 
#5
Loon, I think you're being very selfish in hogging the fun. I reckon there are several Arrsers who'd be more than happy to assist with this very delicate surgery.
 
#7
Magdovus said:
Loon, I think you're being very selfish in hogging the fun. I reckon there are several Arrsers who'd be more than happy to assist with this very delicate surgery.
I know what you are saying mate but i have to screw the nut on him here, second time he's done it, British court system fined him on first.
It isn’t going to happen again.
 
#8
A tourniquet should not be applied for more than three hours.

May I plant a little Idea in your head? I come from a farming background, when baby lambs are born a tight elastic is placed around the tail on all lambs and around the testicles of selected male lambs, after about ten days or so the tail/ testicles drop off.

If I were you I would start exsanguinating little parts of him then slowly move on to bigger parts, perhaps starting with his finger and ending with his c0ck. You wouldn't really want to be hangin around for over a month waiting for his leg to drop off, coz by that point you would have got bored and killed him. To be honest a leg sized amount of necrotic and gangrenus flesh doesn't strike me as much fun, it stinks an dleaks everywhere, letting a little bit of him drop off at intervals I would have thought would be much more pleasurable.
 
#10
Oh and if you use certain types of fishing wire once it is embedded in the flesh its a b@stard to remove.
 
#11
Loon Use ice on fingers, toes, ears, dick the list just goes on and on frost bite the gift that just keeps on giving.
 
#12
oh injecting adrenaline into extremeties has the same effect as frost bite etc, you could rohypnol him, fill his fingers toes and c0ck full of adrenaline then take delight in watching bits shrivel up and drop off over the weeks.
 
#14
D0lly86 said:
I come from a farming background, when baby lambs are born a tight elastic is placed around the tail on all lambs and around the testicles of selected male lambs, after about ten days or so the tail/ testicles drop off.
Thanks for that post ... you have no idea how quickly I have just ripped the rubber band off my willy ... thankfully I only had it on for a day or so! 8O
 
#15
k13eod said:
D0lly86 said:
I come from a farming background, when baby lambs are born a tight elastic is placed around the tail on all lambs and around the testicles of selected male lambs, after about ten days or so the tail/ testicles drop off.
Thanks for that post ... you have no idea how quickly I have just ripped the rubber band off my willy ... thankfully I only had it on for a day or so! 8O
You can’t afford to loss many more extremities. :D
 
#16
tie him up, gag him and string him up by his neck in the loft, see if anyone finds him before he suffocates

stick a can of pledge up his arse just for comedy value in case someone finds him still alive
 
#17
Razor blades - £1.97 from Tesco for a pack of 10 - purchase about 200

Jar of honey - £2.00 - mix with superglue

Paintbrush - 50p Tesco value

Tie naked ex boyfriend up (hands/feet) - stuff a rag in his mouth

Paint naked blerk with mix of honey/superglue

Load all surfaces of the house /carpets etc. with razor blades, on edge. Doesn't take that long ... make him watch you chuckle whilst you do so.

Throw in a few knives/drawing pins/nails pointy-sides up, for good effect

Blindfold the cnut, turn the lights out. Open jar of wasps

Let him run around being cut/stung(hopefully self-stabbing on knives etc) then cut the cords on his wrists/feet once he's suitably sliced up. Blame it on an auto-erotic fixation with pain :twisted:
 
#18
Now lets be sensible about this........
Whatever he has done is not worth you going down for an extended period, and if you have not killed him he will be at liberty to do more harm while you are away!

So......... he really needs his hands to hold/slap/ punch any female. Hands are quite delicate and hard to repair, therefore while out of his box (unable to ID you) smash the main knuckles of his hands with your preferred tool, hammer wood ect. Do it right and he will never make a fist again.

I REALLY hope this helps.
 
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#19
right-grumpy said:
Now lets be sensible about this........
Whatever he has done is not worth you going down for an extended period, and if you have not killed him he will be at liberty to do more harm while you are away!

So......... he really needs his hands to hold/slap/ punch any female. Hands are quite delicate and hard to repair, therefore while out of his box (unable to ID you) smash the main knuckles of his hands with your preferred tool, hammer wood ect. Do it right and he will never make a fist again.

I REALLY hope this helps.
Agreed!
 
#20
Okay, i hate to be a voice of ( semi ) reason...

But couldnt you just wait for him to come out of a nightclub and jump him?

Ballaclva, gloves ect so no DNA/hair ect, use a mates pair of shoes ( no footprints on his face or bloodprints as you leave the scene) he will be pished anyway so his testimonys wont be worth as much, no way to tie it to you....

Have a mate waiting in a car nearby to take you bakc to his place as an alliby proceed to get changed, get pissed and relax.

Now i realise this isnt all torture and shit but im sure you could mangle his face and hands to a degree he will never be able to pull another woman let alone beat said girl.
 

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