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Maybe you could go for Signals. Or guard Buckingham Palace. Its quite ironic that you want to serve your country considering your country wants to kick your head in.
I have a cadet in my detachment who says he has Tourettes. The Colonel Commandant will be visiting us soon and I hope he says 'Fück off you shitstabbing peado cünty b0llocks, I've fücked your mum up the ricker' or something like that.

I will laugh my arrse off.

Anyway Malc, after six months in the kate, I doubt anyone will notice you have tourettes judging by the generally liberal use of 'swearing, soldiers for the use of' expended daily by troops at home or overseas.

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