Personally Ive never met someone that has bad tourettes...even though i think squaddies are cursed with a mild form of it, but a couple of mates have had me in stitches with stories of lads they knew with the affliction. Story 1 Kev told me all about a lad in his mob that had a strange case of tourettes. Every now and again he'd suddenly come out with "Tits...arse.....BLUE KNICKERS" This would happen as is the wont of tourettes in the most embarressing of situations. Story 2 One of the lads on a course I was on told us about a lad in his platoon who's tourettes fired off whenever anyone around him swore, and it would fire off big time with copious amounts of cussin coming from him. So the lads used to wait until they were on company parade getting inspected then just as their CSM was about to get to the poor fecker with tourettes, the closest man would start whispering swear words, so the poor laddie could hear them. Of course this resulted in the poor fecker being tick tocked off the square by the platoon sgt to the sound of feck, arrse cnuting feck and so on.