Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by BearFrills, Jul 28, 2012.

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  1. Thought the Mrs had tourettes, so I took her to the doctors.

    Turned out she hadn't and I am a fucking wanker.
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  2. Heard a better one on here ages ago.

    Guy parks in a disabled parking spot and a woman says to him, "you cant park there , its for disabled people"

    He replies "i am disabled, ive got Tourettes, fuck off!!"
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  3. Brilliant. Ever consider having an asphyxi-wank and not biting down on the lemon?
  4. Best shag I ever had was with a tart who had epilepsy.
  5. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

  6. I married one........... don't EVER put your dick in her mouth when shes wobbling