Tourettes!!! Fukc!!! Dogs???

#1
Watching the BBC2 prog on Tourettes and laughing my socks off.

I know it's PC wrong but I canny help it.

Are TS sufferers allowed to wn a dog?

I have a dog and swear like a trooper at times but for those with TS?...

Sit!!! Shitt!! Fuck!!!??

Budgies? Polly wanna cracker?? Tweet fukUU, fukUU!!

I know it's wrong to laugh, but I'll meet you in hell, mine's a pint.

Dogs? Tourettes?

Any of you Fockers have any advice?
 
#4
Where do I get my Tshirt?

Fuck, cunt pissflaps, greasy kno9b pole sucker.....


Poor feckers.


Funny as though.

I'm a chicken!
 
#5
Budgies? Petey wanna cracker?? Tweet fukUU, fukUU!!
I only wish I could see that program - sounds like it would be a right howl. :p :p
 
#6
Ruckerwocman said:
Budgies? Petey wanna cracker?? Tweet fukUU, fukUU!!
I only wish I could see that program - sounds like it would be a right howl. :p :p
I'll see your "howl" and raise you an... Owl FCUKKK!!!! TWIT!!!!
 
#9
The full screw who greeted me at Newcastle central had a far more colourful vocabulary than wee Johnny or big Johnny for that matter.Perhaps he should have been directed to a more fullfiling life as a squaddie where idle chit chat was simply ignored.The attention seeking fcuking,b@stard Dotty fcuking tw@tting,JOCK,Cnuting Kn@cker.My dog only ever came back to get here you fcuking tw@t.And stand by....Go at pelican crossings .roll: :D
 
#10
Sparky2339 said:
Watching the BBC2 prog on Tourettes and laughing my socks off.

I know it's PC wrong but I canny help it.

Are TS sufferers allowed to wn a dog?

I have a dog and swear like a trooper at times but for those with TS?...

Sit!!! Shitt!! *!!!??

Budgies? Polly wanna cracker?? Tweet fukUU, fukUU!!

I know it's wrong to laugh, but I'll meet you in hell, mine's a pint.

Dogs? Tourettes?

Any of you Fockers have any advice?
They can only own a dog if they can prove they live within 3 stops from Ilford.
 
#11
JoseyWales said:
Sparky2339 said:
Watching the BBC2 prog on Tourettes and laughing my socks off.

I know it's PC wrong but I canny help it.

Are TS sufferers allowed to wn a dog?

I have a dog and swear like a trooper at times but for those with TS?...

Sit!!! Shitt!! *!!!??

Budgies? Polly wanna cracker?? Tweet fukUU, fukUU!!

I know it's wrong to laugh, but I'll meet you in hell, mine's a pint.

Dogs? Tourettes?

Any of you Fockers have any advice?
They can only own a dog if they can prove they live within 3 stops from Ilford.
What Leeds Josey?. 8O 8O
 
#13
verticalgyro said:
Best part was where he was trying to make his dog run out in front of cars.

Had me and the missus in stitches; we're both going straight to hell.
Go...come..back...go.."cnut"(sorry),thats it go on,come back ,oh fcuk it,lilly you tw@t lets cross :? :D
 
#16
hedgehog64 said:
Go...come..back...go.."cnut"(sorry),thats it go on,come back ,oh fcuk it,lilly you tw@t lets cross :? :D
Thank you, my point entirely.

I was brought up by grandparents that swore like troopers/sailors (insert yer own here), we eventually clued in to the "key" words, but the sheepdogs were years ahead of us.

My Gran said they were quicker to train than monkeys and ate less bananas.

I often pondered that statement as I waited in line for my dinner.

The sheepdogs were fed first.
 
#17
Sparky2339 said:
hedgehog64 said:
Go...come..back...go.."cnut"(sorry),thats it go on,come back ,oh fcuk it,lilly you tw@t lets cross :? :D
Thank you, my point entirely.

I was brought up by grandparents that swore like troopers/sailors (insert yer own here), we eventually clued in to the "key" words, but the sheepdogs were years ahead of us.

My Gran said they were quicker to train than monkeys and ate less bananas.

I often pondered that statement as I waited in line for my dinner.

The sheepdogs were fed first.
The dog was a retriever not a border collie mate. :lol: still knew not to go though. :?
 
#19
hedgehog64 said:
collie would have told him to b@llocks. :lol:
My gran trained all the Border Collies.

She lived by the rule "kill a chicken in front of the monkey, and the monkey will learn".

The Border Collies never misbehaved, yet saw us get all the kickings...

Oh!!! maybe she was right after all!!! :D
 
#20
Sparky,
I'm personally shocked and aghast by your ill-spirited feeling towards those with this condition and you continued unseemly behaviour. I've personally been gertchafeck-kunty-fucklips-geroff me arssehole ya basstard afflicted by this terribly embarrassing spunkin-yerear condition for may years C-C.OCK! It's not a lickmehairy balls-ya-kunt laughing matter and has even affected my kunt-kunty-kunt-kunnnnnt-cockstain written word, shootonyer titscunt hamsterspunknosher, which I find such an awful situation... yacuntyfuckfacedarselick... spunkmunch.
Kindly stop... Fish-twotKNOB
OPPO... Kaaaannnnnt!!!
 

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