Tour T-shirt

Discussion in 'REME' started by Crafty990, Jul 24, 2009.

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  1. C'mon lads I've been charged with designing a tour t-shirts for ex grand prix this year. I'm with 1 Mercian and I need a nice funny/close to the knuckle slogan.
    I want "REME, we go in with lubrication" but the lads don't seem keen.
  2. What about REME...we take it dry?...
  3. How about a play on words from Monty?

    "REME ******* the Army since 1942"
  4. Piston broke
  5. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)


    Rear Ends Made Easy...we take it dry?...


    Royal Engineers Minus Educayshun
    Ruin Everything Mechanical Eventually
    Ruin Everything Mainly Engines
  6. There was a time when the T-shirt came from the deployment, and epitomised the theme, now it seems to be a pre-requisite.

    You'll want a CSE show, Sun birds visit and an Internet portacabin next.

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  7. How about a spanner and a condom logo? the writing underneath "fix it or fcuk it"

  8. Don't you mean "being fisted since 1942"?
  9. I like this haha
  10. Have the REME cap badge, but put Mickey Mouse on it instead of the horse

    "Mickey Mouse wears a 1 Mercian watch"
  11. The best t-shirt/sweatshirt design I saw was that of either 50 Missle or 5 Heavy Regt RA Wksp (My grey cells are failing). They had a REME Badge with Yogi Bear carrying a Plank with the immortal words "Smarter than the Average!" underneath. Apparently it took the planks around 6 months to work it out.

    You could always use the slogan "REME too fat to fight, let's get Pissed!"
  12. You could always use the Corps unofficial motto from years gone by

    "Who cares who wins, as long as there is a p*ss up afterwards"!!

  13. "Ken ya believe this sh*t?"

    You might have to explain it to the grunts though.....
  14. Rear

    With a picture of your chosen lubricant, a tub of XG279 perhaps ?
  15. Retarded