Tour T-shirt

#1
C'mon lads I've been charged with designing a tour t-shirts for ex grand prix this year. I'm with 1 Mercian and I need a nice funny/close to the knuckle slogan.
I want "REME, we go in with lubrication" but the lads don't seem keen.
 
#3
How about a play on words from Monty?

"REME ******* the Army since 1942"
 
#4
Piston broke
 
#5
Rarden_reaper said:
What about REME...we take it dry?...

Close....

Rear Ends Made Easy...we take it dry?...


or

Royal Engineers Minus Educayshun
Ruin Everything Mechanical Eventually
Ruin Everything Mainly Engines
 
#6
There was a time when the T-shirt came from the deployment, and epitomised the theme, now it seems to be a pre-requisite.

You'll want a CSE show, Sun birds visit and an Internet portacabin next.

:)
 
#8
sparky8 said:
How about a play on words from Monty?

"REME ******* the Army since 1942"

Don't you mean "being fisted since 1942"?
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#10
Have the REME cap badge, but put Mickey Mouse on it instead of the horse

"Mickey Mouse wears a 1 Mercian watch"
 
#11
The best t-shirt/sweatshirt design I saw was that of either 50 Missle or 5 Heavy Regt RA Wksp (My grey cells are failing). They had a REME Badge with Yogi Bear carrying a Plank with the immortal words "Smarter than the Average!" underneath. Apparently it took the planks around 6 months to work it out.

You could always use the slogan "REME too fat to fight, let's get Pissed!"
 
#12
You could always use the Corps unofficial motto from years gone by

"Who cares who wins, as long as there is a p*ss up afterwards"!!

Nobby
 
#13
"Ken ya believe this sh*t?"

You might have to explain it to the grunts though.....
 

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#19
Whatever happened to the likely LADs?
 

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