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Tour T-shirt

#1
C'mon lads I've been charged with designing a tour t-shirts for ex grand prix this year. I'm with 1 Mercian and I need a nice funny/close to the knuckle slogan.
I want "REME, we go in with lubrication" but the lads don't seem keen.
 
#5
Rarden_reaper said:
What about REME...we take it dry?...

Close....

Rear Ends Made Easy...we take it dry?...


or

Royal Engineers Minus Educayshun
Ruin Everything Mechanical Eventually
Ruin Everything Mainly Engines
 
#6
There was a time when the T-shirt came from the deployment, and epitomised the theme, now it seems to be a pre-requisite.

You'll want a CSE show, Sun birds visit and an Internet portacabin next.

:)
 
P

PrinceAlbert

Guest
#10
Have the REME cap badge, but put Mickey Mouse on it instead of the horse

"Mickey Mouse wears a 1 Mercian watch"
 
#11
The best t-shirt/sweatshirt design I saw was that of either 50 Missle or 5 Heavy Regt RA Wksp (My grey cells are failing). They had a REME Badge with Yogi Bear carrying a Plank with the immortal words "Smarter than the Average!" underneath. Apparently it took the planks around 6 months to work it out.

You could always use the slogan "REME too fat to fight, let's get Pissed!"
 

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