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Tour dodgers and benefit frauds

#1
We've all came across them.
Yes I'll have the house...you're so kind!
Oh and fuel allowance, well er okay then
The life. the security, the mates... keep it comoming!
THE TOUR.. er I have some some problems there!
 
#3
You cheeky bastard, you've got more neck than the giraffe enclosure at Whipsnade .
Benefit fraudsters and tour dodgers rank fairly highly on "Societies least favourite" list, but to be AWOL and loving it, marks you out as a special kind of scumbag.
 
#4
AWOL_and_loving_it! said:
We've all came across them.
Yes I'll have the house...you're so kind!
Oh and fuel allowance, well er okay then
The life. the security, the mates... keep it comoming!
THE TOUR.. er I have some some problems there!
What you mean is "I will take the Money, but not do the job!"
Makes you a fraudster, to your Country, to your Country and most importantly, to your Oppo's.

I have stuff like lyou in the street. Most unpleasant when stepped in too!
 
#5
:D LOL, I think a couple of fellas need to read AWOLs blogs and then decide if you still wanna say the same thing. :) That aside, just what is the thread all about AWOL? :?
 
#8
I don't read blogs, but I do remember that you were a sloppy who'd been AWOL for four years, not working and scrounging off your girlfriend.
You've got a lot of ground to make up.
 
#9
sandmanfez said:
I don't read blogs, but I do remember that you were a sloppy who'd been AWOL for four years, not working and scrounging off your girlfriend.
You've got a lot of ground to make up.
Read the last page of that thread sandman and you'll see it was a hoax. Do you really think the army would keep someone in who'd been AWOL for 4 years?
 
#10
AWOL_and_loving_it! said:
sandmanfez said:
I don't read blogs, but I do remember that you were a sloppy who'd been AWOL for four years, not working and scrounging off your girlfriend.
You've got a lot of ground to make up.
Read the last page of that thread sandman and you'll see it was a hoax. Do you really think the army would keep someone in who'd been AWOL for 4 years?
Having looked after a lot of long term absentees, yes they do. 5 years is the norm for cut off for description of deserter.

Best one I had was 4 1/2 years, went down for 18mths and soldier on. Near pi$$ed myself laughing at his devastated whinging after sentence. He thought he'd make straight discharge or at the very worst a bit of time and out.

:twisted:
 
#11
AWOL_and_loving_it! said:
sandmanfez said:
I don't read blogs, but I do remember that you were a sloppy who'd been AWOL for four years, not working and scrounging off your girlfriend.
You've got a lot of ground to make up.
Read the last page of that thread sandman and you'll see it was a hoax. Do you really think the army would keep someone in who'd been AWOL for 4 years?
You little tinker. Fair one, I'll add my own name to the list of dozy cunts.

Well thankyou shortfuse, I knew one or two would bite but not 7 pages of the daft cnuts, a better success than I could have hoped for.
And for your information everyone, in the five years I have been in I have never been AWOL, and have a squeeky clean conduct sheet. Oh and I have never been in the RLC, im a sh!t cook (well okay that may not be enough to stop me).
You have all provided me with hours of amusement and had me nearly p1ssing my pants on a few occasions. So I would like to thank the following from the bottom of my heart for their bites:

heidtheba
amazing lobster
grippa
hairy handbag
devilish
The IRON
hawksfan
X-crab
Dr Wraith
Banjo trooper
Sapperted
craftsmanx
enterprise
old greg
sappersanderson
hawksfan
X-crab
Sandmandopeybollocks

without you guys it could not have been such a success
 

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