Toughest Hang Glider.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Monty417, Feb 28, 2012.

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  1. [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]I thought I'd post this as I haven't seen it before.

    The scene is set

    - a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky.

    Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire,
    One from Australia , one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland.

    Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.
    The night of tales begins...

    Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es. Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale, who came out of the swamp and ate two min who were standen close by. I grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em with my beer hends'

    Hansie from Seth Efrika (who typically can't stand to be bettered) said, 'Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds ind beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from it's body down in one gulp. Ind I'm still here today'

    Colin, the Stoic Aussy, remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.

  2. Hang glider pilots do it lying down ...
  3. Was that the one that his boyfriend bought him when they were last in Sydney ...
  4. So long as he knocks off the clinkers when he is done....