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Tough love

The other week, my neighbour caught his boy smoking. So, he took him aside, and made him smoke 40 tabs one after the other. After the poor lad had turned green and puked himself empty, his father told him to straighten up, shake his hand and thank him.

Well, a couple of days ago, I caught my boy watching porn. Following my neighbour's lead, I made my lad sit down and watch 40 porn videos end to end. Afterwards, I was well impressed, he stood up, shook my hand and thanked me, without me having to tell him to!

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