Touchy feely advice sought...

#1
I've been emailing/texting a nice sounding lady. Unfortunately she has just sent me a text photo of her tits. I know what I like, and those aint it. One has to have standards. What do I do? How do I let her down nicely, seeing as I am the complete modern man...
 
#2
Send her a photo of your penis. If you're that much of a puff that you won't stick one up her because you don't like her tits, you're bound to be hung like a scared Chinese doormouse. She'll save you the trouble of turning down a shag.
 
#3
Shouldn't this post be in the NAFFI Bar for a more complete and sensible answer?
I'm sure that some of the more sensitive souls who post in there will have the perfect advice for you.
Personnally, I'd just tell her that my real name was M_D_N and if she didn't see sense and come crawling around to have her back doors kicked in then I don't know what could help you.
 
#5
Google the address of Broadmoor and ask her to write to you there.
Sign it P Sutcliffe.

If she still contacts you then , you should be very , very afraid!
 
#8
Just txt and tell her what a shallow git you really are, im sure she will find it believable, i dont even know you and thats how you come across..i take it you dont want to have a relationship with this woman?
 
#11
get the photo posted so we can give a better idea of what to say man!! then once we do, give her the url of this thread...presto chango!! she's gone :lol:
 
#12
Well, what sort of tits DO you like? Most guys settle for anything that doesn't actually droop below the navel.
 
#13
She hasn't met you and she's already sent you a picture of her tits? Sounds like a classy bird. :wink:

You sound like a bit of catch yourself, you're clearly fighting them off. Poor you. :roll:
 
#14
Perhaps it was the wrong forum, choices, yes, but I thought there wasn't a lot going on here so I would post my tuppenceworth. How do I download the pic I wonder? No, I couldn't that..
 
#15
scotlass said:
Just txt and tell her what a shallow git you really are, im sure she will find it believable, i dont even know you and thats how you come across..i take it you dont want to have a relationship with this woman?
Actually, Scotlass, I managed to get myself into a discussion with a woman looking for a 'NSA relationship' which is the last thing on my mind. I don't do them full stop. And having no idea of the etiquette in these sorts of things is it simply ok to say, sorry, big mistake? Even people with low moral codes have feelings, surely?
 
#16
You could do what one of my uni mates did to rid himself of unwanted affections... Get a medical journal/book/thing with pictures in, and take a picture of the most diseased, disgusting, knobbly, scabby penis you can find, and send it back as yours (although in my mates case, the bird sent him back a picture of her cnut!).

Jobs a good 'un.
 
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
StevenPreece Health and Fitness 21

Similar threads

Latest Threads

Top