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Totterham riots

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Abdiel, Aug 8, 2011.

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  1. Confusion in Tottenham this morning, as the residents who torched a post office at the weekend turn up at the torched post office wanting to collect their benefits.
  2. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Shouldnt this be in Serious & Current Affairs?

    That or adapt the old "What is 20 yards long and stinks of piss?"

    To "What is 20 yards long and stinks of smoke?"

    A - The Post Office queue on a Monday morning.
  3. This is what happens when you let the lower classes have rights.
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  4. This is what happens when you let the lower classes get access to the internet.

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  5. Aaron Lennon takes it on his chest and brings it down, passes it to Bassong who runs with it before laying it off to Huddlestone, Defoe spots a window and makes a run, Huddlestone sees him and makes the pass and Defoe puts it away nicely.

    "Right lads," says Palacios, "let's get one more Plasma tv before the fucking pigs get here."
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  6. I rest my case!