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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by J_D, May 6, 2005.

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  1. J_D

    J_D LE

    So when do we give MDN birthday beats???????????

    I got a bright pink floppy dildo I can slap him silly with!!!!!!
     
  2. Is it only MDN that get's to enjoy you with a bright pink dildo Anya?
     
  3. Hey, as long as I get to return the favour I'm up for it :twisted:
     
  4. J_D

    J_D LE

    Get TA FcuK!!!!!!!
     
  5. Calm down Anya, I was just messing around
     
  6. J_D

    J_D LE

    I'll show you messing around!!

    Right, now where did I put my 8ft rubber dildo??????? :twisted:
     
  7. lmfao!! Cheers Anya, needed a laugh.
     
  8. J_D

    J_D LE

    Who said anything about having a laugh?? :?
     
  9. The image of you with an 8ft rubber dildo was enough to have me crying, with laughter to start with, then pain when I thought about the threat.
     
  10. J_D

    J_D LE

    Don't worry, I got plenty of wheel chairs from the guys I have had. They say "If you can't walk them in, wheel them in!!"
     
  11. Anya, be gentle with me? Can you at least use some lube? :lol: :twisted:
     
  12. J_D

    J_D LE

    KY, Baby Oil or good old spit????
     
  13. All in that order, work our way through them. Like i said, as long as I get to return the favour Anya :twisted: :D :twisted:
     
  14. J_D

    J_D LE

    Take me out ot dinner, 2NX in Ealing will do. Cheers :wink:

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  15. No prob hun, when do you want? :wink: Fancy a ride on my bike afterwards? :wink:

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