Cut one of its legs off and you could stay out for a week or so.
It may take a month or so but won't it just walk itself around the block?
Seriously - neigbour had a tortoise when I was a kid, with a hole drilled through the edge of the shell. He used to tie it to a stake in the ground and let it wander, but it would often wind itself round the stake...


I like taking my Tortoise out for a walk........ It gets me out of the house for a couple of days.

Tortoise gets mugged outside the club one Saturday night by a pair of turtles, and his shell stolen.

He goes to the police station to report the crime, and the friendly bobby says "just tell me in your own words exactly what happened".

"Dunno" says the tortoise "it all happened so quick".

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