He can get the ******* coal in. But if he starts trying to paint decals on my Mum he is getting twatted. By now my Mum will be adipose tissue with clean bones. If Forastero wants to get nicked for digging up a dissolved old doll then trying to paint her, I wish him well of it. Me and wor kid will be waiting for him when he gets out of nick.
Just because something is 100 years old it does not mean it needs painting.
Good of the RAF to finally realise their true worth: Liveried Servants of the Army.
Such a pity that current defence spending constraints mean that the livery is mostly polyester. But with Mr Chancellor Osborne's newly found operational windfall, maybe we can look forward to them being clothed in a manner that one would wish to see one's servants clad in.
The Squadron badge features a distinctive 'Wake' knot in the centre roundel, derived from Hereward The Wake, the 11th Century folk hero who led opposition to William the Conqueror in the Fens, and which indicates the basic role of the unit as a guardian of the Army.