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  1. Now that Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas has become firmly established in Hollywood, the Welsh film industry is to receive additional funding to step up production. They are going to remake many well known films, but this time with a Welsh flavour. The following are planned for release this year...

    Nine and a half leeks

    Trefforest Gump


    The lost boyos

    An American werewolf in Powys

    Huw dares Gwyneth

    Dai Hard

    The wizard of Oswestry

    Cool Hand look-you

    Sheepless in Seattle

    The Eagle has Llandudno

    The magnificent Severn

    Haverfordwest was won

    Austin Powys

    The magic Rhonddabout

    Independence Dai

    The Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch that time forgot

    Seven brides from Seven Sisters

    Welsh connection

    Welsh connection II

    The bridge on the river Wye

    Lawrence of Llandybie

    A beautiful mind-you

    The Welsh patient

    The king and Mair

    The sheepsh*g redemption

    Breakfast at Taffynys

    Look you back in Bangor

    Evans can wait

    A Fishguard called Rhondda

    Where eagles Aberdare

    Like Flint

    Dial M for Merthyr
  2. Thank you SS, this one has had me laughing for ages!!
  3. That was last year's list. Plas for this year include

  4. Two tourists were driving through Wales.....

    At Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwryndrobwllyantsllyogogogoch, They stopped
    for lunch and one tourist asked the waitress, "Before we order, could you
    please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we
    are... very slowly?"

    The blonde waitress leaned over and said, "Burrr-gurrr-Kinngg..."