Top totty wanted: Its that time of the year again

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by msr, Jun 21, 2009.

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  1. msr

    msr LE

    Wanted: classy bit of fluff to accompany me to the Summer Cocktail Party in the NW.


    P.S. Usual disclaimers apply
  2. I thought Op Totty had been declared a success months ago
  3. Is it against the 'rules' to take the same chick two years in a row?
  4. Just admit defeat and take your mum like you usually do.
  5. You could just take a male friend :roll:
  6. msr

    msr LE

    So did I....
  7. msr

    msr LE

    Usual disclaimers apply :)
  8. msr

    msr LE

    Haven't had the chance :(
  9. msr

    msr LE

    Wouldn't want to have to dig her up for a second time...
  10. msr

    msr LE

    As a mature student, I can't afford it...
  11. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Is this like in the RLC, when certain LE Officers are renowned for taking professional Escorts to the balls and garden parties?
  12. ... dont knock it.... till you've tried it....
  13. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I think Legs is up and about now, tried there?
  14. How desperate and sad would you have to be to shag birds off arrse???

    Actually, don't answer that