Top totty wanted: Its that time of the year again

#1
Wanted: classy bit of fluff to accompany me to the Summer Cocktail Party in the NW.

msr

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#4
Just admit defeat and take your mum like you usually do.
 
#6
mac_uk said:
I thought Op Totty had been declared a success months ago
So did I....
 
#7
tiger stacker said:
You could just take a male friend :roll:
Usual disclaimers apply :)
 
#8
skintboymike said:
Is it against the 'rules' to take the same chick two years in a row?
Haven't had the chance :(
 
#9
Tartan_Terrier said:
Just admit defeat and take your mum like you usually do.
Wouldn't want to have to dig her up for a second time...
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#14
I think Legs is up and about now, tried there?
 
#15
How desperate and sad would you have to be to shag birds off arrse???



Actually, don't answer that
 
#16

CountryGal

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#17
StabTiffy2B said:
How desperate and sad would you have to be to shag birds off arrse???



Actually, don't answer that
Am failing to understand why thats any worse than just shagging a bird from anywhere?
 
#18
CountryGal said:
StabTiffy2B said:
How desperate and sad would you have to be to shag birds off arrse???



Actually, don't answer that
Am failing to understand why thats any worse than just shagging a bird from anywhere?
It'd be like chucking a dossbag into the back of a 4 tonner.



But I'm free that evening...............
 
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