ok here gos top tips in army or civ div

here is mine as its cristmas.

dont eat yellow snow.

now stand bye for reload.

Don't feed dogs liquorice.
Dont put your finger anywhere you wouldnt put your nob
Minimize your food budget by scheduling meal times around Happy Hour.
Don't push your Granny whilst she's shaving!
Don't light your farts when (a) pi55ed (b) with no jeans or shreddies or (c) just because a load of your mates are egging you on "because it makes sense and there is a pint in it for you". The reason for this is because you will burn your ballbag, your ringer and singe all your pubes and will spend an inordinate amount of time being treated for a minor burn (applying cream) and then have the pi55 ripped mercilessly. Oh and also your other half will NOT be impressed (at least mine wasn't).
Don't give your bank details to MDN...

What the fcuk am I going to do with all these hamsters?
Jaboh said:
Don't give your bank details to MDN...

What the fcuk am I going to do with all these hamsters?


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Dont kiss a black labrador on the nose if the temperature is below -08


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Telling your lass you caught crabs from a sunbed in Nicosea will only work until she talks to her mates.
never try and turn on a light in a darkened room when you have earlier in the day removed the lightswitch plate and left the bare wires dangling out !


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If you decide to kill the bitch by cross-wiring the cooker, dont go out on the piss to celebrate then try to warm up your Kebab at 04.30
Never hump a female from this site whilst on an Arrse "crawl" as they will undoubtedly posses one or more of the following qualities:

1. Overweight.
2. Civilian.
3. Smell of gravy.
4. Have a mental dysfunction.
5. Be morbidly afraid of their own vaginal secretions.
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